Tuesday, September 1, 2015

Evolution Vs. God Trailer



Wednesday, March 4, 2015

Jumping Jack In The Forest

As I was walking in the forest with my grandson Jack, I started telling him about some of the creatures there when...


It seems like I spend most of my time just searching for food, worms primarily. Oh you know, sometimes I switch up with Bert, my husband and look for twigs and what not, you know, for nest building and stuff. All in all it's not so bad really. I know plenty of critters out here who have things a lot tougher, know what I mean.

Like look at Mr. Beaver over there, his name is actually Artie but I like to keep it formal, know what I mean? Anyway, he has  a real time of it as he is always on the go, dive, dive, dive, swim, swim, swim. He never stops! I mean, he has his wife and kids, his whole darn family, that's all they ever do is work, building dams. Gather logs, gather twigs, mushy leaves and all.

Then there are those silly squirrels, Sally and Stu. Now those folks are silly. They scurry around for months at a time, working their tails off then they knock off for a few weeks and you never see them. They act kind of like the old fellow of the forest, Bertrand Bear. Now that boy keeps some really strange hours, days and weeks!
You will see him every now and then, roaring at something or other then, just like that, he's gone for months at a time. My dear friend Mable Mocking Bird, why she told me he is off hibernating. Whatever it is, I sure hope it isn't catchy, like some communicable disease, you know.

Well anyway, time to go. Got mouths to feed, as you well know.

See you next time Jack - in God's special forest.

Monday, November 3, 2014

I CAN

Take every thought captive
I heard I can, I think I can, 
I know I can,  I Am I can 
I can. 

What you think becomes what you are. What you are is where you have been.
Once when I was living in sin I thought my life was over. 
For me, for I , my life, it was only what had been. 

In deepest, darkest sorrow I think, Oh God, what have I done.
The Lord, My God He said, Son of Mine, Oh My Son, 
your life with Me has just begun. 

You think, you say, I can, I can, I know I can. I say it's true for you, you can, yes you can,
only because I Am! 

The Lord God Almighty has said to me, 
My Son, it is My love that has set you free.
Do not look behind, nor even ahead, 
look at Me My Son, look at me instead. 

I Am with you. I Am for you. So yes you can, Oh Yes You Can, My Son. 
Come with Me, come now, come as a young man, you can. 

Thursday, June 26, 2014

Want A Lift? Go Skydiving.

If you want a lift-go skydiving.

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Sunday, September 22, 2013

A SPY STORY







D:
TO BE A GOOD SPY YOU MUST HAVE VERY GOOD EARS !TO BE A GOOD SPY YOU MUST HAVE VERY GOOD EARS !
TO BE A GOOD SPY YOU MUST HAVE VERY GOOD EARS !TO BE A GOOD SPY YOU MUST HAVE VERY GOOD EARS !  TO BE A GOOD SPY YOU MUST HAVE VERY GOOD EARS !TO BE A GOOD SPY YOU MUST HAVE VERY GOOD EARS !                                                   
TO BE A GOOD SPY YOU MUST HAVE VERY GOOD EARS !TO BE A GOOD SPY YOU MUST HAVE VERY GOOD EARS !
TO BE A GOOD SPY YOU MUST HAVE VERY GOOD EARS !TO BE A GOOD SPY YOU MUST HAVE VERY GOOD EARS !
TO BE A GOOD SPY YOU MUST HAVE VERY GOOD EARS !TO BE A GOOD SPY YOU MUST HAVE VERY GOOD EARS !
TO BE A GOOD SPY YOU MUST HAVE VERY GOOD EARS !TO BE A GOOD SPY YOU MUST HAVE VERY GOOD EARS!
TO BE A GOOD SPY YOU MUST HAVE VERY GOOD EARS !TO BE A GOOD SPY YOU MUST HAVE VERY GOOD EARS !


C: Wow!




D:
TO BE A GOOD SPY YOU MUST HAVE GOOD EYES!TO BE A GOOD SPY YOU MUST HAVE GOOD EYES!
TO BE A GOOD SPY YOU MUST HAVE GOOD EYES!TO BE A GOOD SPY YOU MUST HAVE GOOD EYES!
TO BE A GOOD SPY YOU MUST HAVE GOOD EYES!TO BE A GOOD SPY YOU MUST HAVE GOOD EYES!
TO BE A GOOD SPY YOU MUST HAVE GOOD EYES!TO BE A GOOD SPY YOU MUST HAVE GOOD EYES!
TO BE A GOOD SPY YOU MUST HAVE GOOD EYES!TO BE A GOOD SPY YOU MUST HAVE GOOD EYES!
TO BE A GOOD SPY YOU MUST HAVE GOOD EYES!TO BE A GOOD SPY YOU MUST HAVE GOOD EYES!



A: Daddy, you are seriously weird sometimes. 





D:
TO BE A GOOD SPY YOU MUST HAVE A VERY GOOD NOSE!TO BE A GOOD SPY YOU MUST HAVE A VERY GOOD NOSE!TO BE A GOOD SPY YOU MUST HAVE A VERY GOOD NOSE!TO BE A GOOD SPY YOU MUST HAVE A VERY GOOD NOSE!TO BE A GOOD SPY YOU MUST HAVE A VERY GOOD NOSE!TO BE A GOOD SPY YOU MUST HAVE A VERY GOOD NOSE!TO BE A GOOD SPY YOU MUST HAVE A VERY GOOD NOSE!TO BE A GOOD SPY YOU MUST HAVE A VERY GOOD NOSE!TO BE A GOOD SPY YOU MUST HAVE A VERY GOOD NOSE!TO BE A GOOD SPY YOU MUST HAVE A VERY GOOD NOSE!TO BE A GOOD SPY YOU MUST HAVE A VERY GOOD NOSE!


A: Have you been hacked?




D:
TO BE A GOOD SPY YOU MUST HAVE A LOT OF HAIR ON YOUR HEAD TO PROTECT YOUR BRAINS!
TO BE A GOOD SPY YOU MUST HAVE A LOT OF HAIR ON YOUR HEAD TO PROTECT YOUR BRAINS!
TO BE A GOOD SPY YOU MUST HAVE A LOT OF HAIR ON YOUR HEAD TO PROTECT YOUR BRAINS!
TO BE A GOOD SPY YOU MUST HAVE A LOT OF HAIR ON YOUR HEAD TO PROTECT YOUR BRAINS!


A: Daddy...!





A TREATISE ON WHAT IT TAKES TO BE A GOOD SPY

Things one ought to know. Sept. 2013, Florida, USA


trea·tise
ˈtrētis/
noun
1.
a written work dealing formally and systematically with a subject.
"a comprehensive treatise on electricity and magnetism"
synonyms: disquisition, essay, paper, work, exposition, discourse, dissertation, thesis, monograph, opus, oeuvre, study, critique; More
Origin
late Middle English: from Anglo-Norman French tretis , from Old French traitier (see treat).
Use over time for: treatise



A: Daddy, go wash the dishes or something. You obviously have too much time on your hands. 

D: Thanks sweetheart. 

G: Hahahaha you are funny

A: Gioja is nicer than I 

G: :) I think daddy and I have similar humor 

 D:  I agree